What do you do if you can't sleep at night?

Why... you check porn blog of course. It has been almost two weeks since I last posted. This is long overdue.

Disclaimer: Ok. I'm gonna be attention-whoring here. Those of you whom don't like saucy content or whores please excuse yourself by just alternate-F4ing.

And *drum roll* for the rest of us who went over that hurdle...

"I’m gonna do something stupid and make everyone laugh at me"

Just to start the ball rolling, let me just say this: People never grow up

The games that adult play are sometimes just aren't funny.

Most of the time, we do not realise that we are very capable of cruelty

Boy, I will never understand why they have animal protect act... why, they don't even have human rights in this country...

Why do I say that you ask?

Crap, they don't even give you proper diapers... comfort is never on their mind... no no no.

Retrospectively, I never realised what was coming...

So run when they say: "We are having games tonight..."

So laugh.

Things people alway say to me

Old friend baboon said:
“Eh you damn off lar…”

Henpecked muscular gamer said
“Don’t be a cock leh…”

The driver said:
“Oh. Ok lor. Later you walk home yourself.”

Thinking ninja said:
“No, I don’t want. No, I really don’t want…… No.”

Farmer’s daughter said:
“You are the worst.”

Drunken fisherman said:
“I tell you... I tell you…”

The animal lover said:
“Idiot!”

School quitter said:
“Aiyah, I forget lar… you never say earlier…”

Some random self-righteous said:
“You very bad leh you!”

Bubbly chatterbox said:
“Eh… I feel like strangling you!”

Gay-look-alike-act-alike said:
“Wah lau… never jio me…”

Mummy Dearest said:
“No one like you like that one, you know!”

Things I always say to myself:
“Aiyah never mind lar.”

“Shit roll downhill.”

“Whatever will be mine will be mine. Whatever will not, no point thinking.”

“They don’t care, why should I bother.”

“Heck, so much for friendship.”

“Crap!”

“Ok, I did it again.”

“Whatever is gonna happen, is gonna happen.”

“Ok. I’m gonna say something stupid and make everyone laugh at me.”

OK I admit...

... I am culpable.

Yeah. I like her for a long time liao lar...

Hey, I know I am not worthy...

But she is damn cute for me to ignore leh...

What more when she consistently tickles me with her homicidal humour...

She makes me laugh, she makes me happy...

So.. maybe... love?

Help me love her ok?

Arrghhh!!! Darn!! I am diagnosed with xiaxue-fetish!!